Reviews are Serious Business!

Welcome to Serious Business, reviews for those that take popular entertainment a little too seriously. Reviews for geeks that sweat the small stuff and notice the little details. I praise moments of brilliance in stuff that's usually dismissed as rubbish, and nitpick at little irritations in things that other people consider perfect classics.

It might be a box-office blockbuster or a groundbreaking game, but I widen every plot hole, expose every continuity flaw, shake my head at every over-used trope or cliché, and point and laugh at stuff that defies common sense.

I’m not merciless, however. Wherever possible I give the original creators the benefit of the doubt. I wrack my brains to try and come up with a theory that will justify or explain the problems – occasionally something odd can start to make sense if you put enough thought into it. But sometimes there’s just no hope.

You've probably heard the expression "It's easy to be a critic." Some people love to tear other people's hard work to shreds, but the truth is that they couldn't do any better. That's why I don't just point out the problems - I also suggest solutions. If a movie has a gaping plot hole, I will think of a way it could have been filled. A game gets tedious in the second half? I'll tell you how I would have spiced it up. The aim is to give constructive criticism so that others will not make the same mistakes!

If I review something and I can't think of anything I'd like to change about it... you know it's awesome through-and-through.

What inspired me to create this review site/blog? Well, I'm an aspiring games designer, and when playing some recent games I realised that I was not only judging the games on the basis of how much I enjoyed them, but also on whether I could have done better. I wasn't playing for fun anymore: playing games had become Serious Business. Minor annoyances became real irritations, because I was able to think up easy ways that those little problems could have been avoided altogether. The mentality started to affect the way I experienced other media too - I started coming up with alternative endings for movies, more convincing plot twists for long-running TV series. I was sure that the creators of these movies, TV series and games had themselves noticed these same problems, so there was only one possible answer - they just didn't care. They assumed the audience was dumb and wouldn't notice. Well, they were wrong. And I'm here to point out what they should have done.

First up, Command & Conquer 3: Tiberium Wars and its expansion Kane's Wrath. After that, TimeShift I think. Let me know of anything that you feel deserves my attention. Can be a game, movie, TV show, anime, novel, comic, whatever.